So my Ranger had an Audi shoved up its butt this morning.

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01/13/2015 at 10:15 • Filed to: None

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1994 Ranger vs. 2013 Q7. Q7 took it a lot worse. I also got pushed into a Chevy Express. Front had no damage at all and the van had waves and creases along the back doors.

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At least the Audi cleaned my badge off with its front end.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Coty
01/13/2015 at 10:17

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Whoa. Hope you are ok. Looks like the little Ranger took a hit like a champ.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Snuze: Needs another Swede
01/13/2015 at 10:22

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Yeah, I'm fine.

Truck did good, even caught Audi pieces in the bed.


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > Coty
01/13/2015 at 10:23

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Don't count out the little guys! When an X5 hit my BRZ, the X5 got the worse end of the deal by far.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Justin Hughes
01/13/2015 at 10:26

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It fucked up the Audi more than the Audi fucked it, and it fucked up the Express more than the Express fucked it back. RANGER, TWO FOR TWO.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Coty
01/13/2015 at 10:26

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It's funny that with all the rage in the 90s to build cars "soft" with crumple zones that carried into the 2000s, that we're redesigning midsizes and compacts these days to resist impacts instead of just smoosh with them once again. Everything old is new again - the best way to survive an impact is to be strong enough to survive an impact? Who'da thunk it? Full frame old-school stuff is better for a lot of things than it's given credit.


Kinja'd!!! BKosher84 > Coty
01/13/2015 at 10:39

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There are people that pay good money for those services....


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Coty
01/13/2015 at 10:39

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Metal bumpers ftw!


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Coty
01/13/2015 at 10:52

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Damn, Ranger seemed to take that quite well.

Good luck with Insurance. Multi-car accidents can be a real bitch. Here's hoping the Audi guy admits total fault and doesn't try to dick you two over.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > Coty
01/13/2015 at 10:54

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I guess you could say the Ranger gives many fucks


Kinja'd!!! Coty > BeaterGT
01/13/2015 at 11:18

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While also giving none.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Coty
01/13/2015 at 14:17

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Kinja'd!!! Coty > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
01/13/2015 at 14:19

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Indeed. I'm a Ford salesman so I take a lot of pride in our vehicles.

Still glad it was the Ranger and not my FoST.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Coty
01/13/2015 at 18:23

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yea im a ford man myself. Never had any major issues with any i have owned


Kinja'd!!! The Real Dacia Sandero > Coty
01/16/2015 at 11:48

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That Audi driver was just trying to maintain a proper Audi following distance. It's in the driver agreement upon purchasing.